Literature
Ode to Light Armor
If you can't be bothered to dodge to one side,
a good suit of armor will be your ally.
If you like to stay quick, but don't like to bleed,
then leather equipment is just what you need.
If you care for naught but the sun on your skin,
and you'll bleed yourself pale as long as you win,
and like to look sexy whilst covered in gore,
then dress in light armor, where less is much more!
A shield is best to block arrows and swords,
matte leather will blend in with shadows for sure.
A helmet will save you from blows to the head;
a coat can ensure that you don't end up dead.
Yet if you desire to work on your tan
while raining destruction on your fel